Bob Larson - It's ALL About the Money
Yesterday I got this inspiring e-mail message from that well-known exorcist, Bob Larson:
Are you depressed?
Lacking direction in life?
Feeling compelled to do things you don't want to do?
Wondering why you lack the success you deserve?
You can schedule PERSONAL TIME with
PASTOR BOB LARSON in DENVER
JULY 18, 2008! Let Bob personally pray
with you while he's in town. This is your time
for a one-on-one meeting with Pastor Bob.
To arrange for your SPIRITUAL ENCOUNTER
with Pastor Bob, email Bob@boblarson.org
or call 303-980-1511
This is your opportunity for spiritual freedom!
At last, I could meet with Bob and get some prayer and direction for my life! Naturally I quickly replied to arrange a meeting. I received this reply:
The cost is $500 - Please call 303-980-1511 for details.
What a bargain! I can meet with Jesus any time for free, or go one better and meet with Bob Larson for $500! Needless to say, I can't pass up this opportunity.
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Casting Call From Bob Larson!!!
FINALLY, some honesty from Bob Larson, albeit unintentionally, I'm sure. Just got an e-mail from him which says, in part:
Casting for new episodes of THE REAL EXORCIST, to air in October, 2008 on the Sci-Fi channel, is now taking place. This is your opportunity for spiritual freedom!
Casting, of course, is done when someone needs actors! And can you think of a more appropriate network for him to be on than the Sci-Fi Channel?
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The Dangers of Bob Larson Theology
Sometime during the night I received the following instant message on Meebo from an unknown individual in the UK who was so confused he or she apparently thought I was Bob Larson. The message says:
please help me, all my life has been struggle, from birth untill now, i keep waiting for it to end but it doesn't, it just goes on. now i look forward to death because the struggle exhausts me. i saw your uk program and recognise the cursed and inhabited as my life. when i try to think clearly my throat fills so i can't breath. i am 48 and crying. please help me
What would Bob Larson's answer be to this person? Undoubtedly he would try to cast demons out of him or her, and when that didn't work the person would probably blame himself. Instead the answer is in turning to Jesus Christ Himself for refuge. This person needs to find a good pastor who rightly divides the Word of God - perhaps not an easy task in Great Britain. He may need to hear the Gospel and he may need a doctor, but he certainly doesn't need a sensationalist like Bob Larson.
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Casting Out Demons - For a Price!
No, this blog hasn't become exclusively a "Restore Issues, Etc." website, but I will have regular updates.
"
Exorcist" Bob Larson is offering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to finally cast those demons out of your life. He writes in a March 17th e-mail:
Dear Friend,
Do you want to cast Satan out of your life?
Are you tired of the bondage, harassment, and oppression of demonic forces that threaten to destroy you or someone you love? Overcoming these attacks lies in knowing what to confess and how to confess it.
You need to know how to:
- Confess your destiny in Christ
- Confess your purpose for living
- Confess your calling for service
- Confess your anointing for power
- Confess words that defeat the devil
- Confess your financial prosperity so your needs are met
- Confess your leadership abilities to stop what Satan steals from you
- Confess a warrior's oath to wage war against the demons attacking you
I am ready to enter into spiritual agreement with you to declare these dynamic, soul-freeing confessions. I'll say the words right along with you and teach you how to believe what you are confessing. The results will change your life forever.
These declarations of victory are found on four DVDs (eight hours of teaching) entitled:
CONFESSIONS TO CAST OUT SATAN!
Because you are a special friend and trusted us enough to give us your email address, I want to do something very special for you!
Our new prime-time reality TV show "The Real Exorcist" is due to premiere on Wednesday, March 19th. We desperately need your help financially. Because of our urgent situation, here is how I want to sow into your life:
1) If you are one of 1,000 Freedom Friends to share a gift of $100 or more, I'll send you all eight hours of the CONFESSIONS teaching.
2) If your gift is $50 or more I'll send you the first four hours of CONFESSIONS.
3) If you'll give at least $20, and pray about supporting us monthly, I'll send the first of the CONFESSIONS, "How to Confess Your Destiny." I want to bless you and covenant with you in prayer to stop every attack of Satan on your life. I can only do that if you have these DVDs in your hands to watch. That's why I'm practically giving away these DVDs, praying that when you watch them and God does a miracle in your life, you'll abundantly bless our ministry in return. Thank you for remembering us when you have your victory because of these CONFESSIONS.
I tell you, if you saw Jesus and brother Bob Larson side by side you could hardly tell them apart! He's so concerned about getting the demons out of your life that he's practically giving away those DVDs -
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England, Beware of an American Invasion!
Just received this e-mail from that well-known "exorcist" Bob Larson:
"The Real Exorcist" is for REAL!
Wednesday, March 19, 10:00 p.m. UK time (5:00 p.m. Eastern Time), our new prime-time reality show premieres in England, the UK, and Europe. The U. S. release of the series will be announced soon. For more information, go to www.virginmediatv.uk.co. and click on the Virgin1 icon. Please pray for the launching of this series internationally. I know there are lots of people in Great Britain reading this blog, so let us know what sort of a disaster this show turns out to be!
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The Real Exorcist
Rejoice, folks! Bob Larson's new reality TV series is nearly here! According to an e-mail I received:
Get ready for the most exciting hour of television EVER broadcast on a prime-time secular network! This is exciting news that will encourage your faith today!
By the time you receive this letter, we'll be shooting the first-ever, prime-time, Christian-based reality TV series: "The Real Exorcist!" For one hour each week, millions around the globe will witness the power of God in action. They will see people led to Christ and souls dramatically set free from Satan. It will be advertiser-supported and broadcast on secular television 
networks in England, Europe, America, and worldwide. This is a supernatural breakthrough for Christians everywhere! We're going to need your prayer support for victory in the name of Jesus.
We've already shot the first episode. It features a young married couple who came to Christ and were taken through an amazing healing and deliverance. The battle was between demonic strangleholds and the power of Jesus. YOU KNOW WHO WON!
The couple, Eric and Traci, had struggled to save their family and their two young children. They felt the dead weight of hopelessness from years of fighting the forces of evil that hit hard and retreated into the shadows. God allowed me to expose Satan and wage war against the enemies of anger, violence, drug addiction, and suicide. God showed me how to heal the areas of pain and hurt in their lives brought on by abandonment and family curses. We forced the demons to leave because their rights were removed. They screeched as they were commanded to go back to the Pit. The final scene shows Eric and Traci and their children, reunited and rejoicing in their hard-won battle against Satan's plans. Their beaming faces testified to God's miraculous power to set the captives free. The first time I saw this episode on screen, I wept. I was so overwhelmed with the anointing of God upon this series.
Each week will feature dramatic stories like Eric and Traci, good people trapped in bad circumstances, cursed by their ancestors, wracked with pain from abuse, and confused by deception from the devil. These people are mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers. As you watch, you will recognize people just like ones those you know and love.
What a relief! All the Holy Spirit-filled Christians who are also inhabited by demons are about to be set free, Bob is going to send those demons back to Hell where they came from and finally the curse your great-great-great Uncle Herman put on you can be lifted. Hey, I didn't even know the demons had ever been in hell previously, but what do I know compared to an expert like Bob Larson?
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Larson Joins the Reality TV Fad
Have you been feeling oppressed, depressed, perhaps possessed by Satan himself? Now is your chance to have those demons cast out in front of millions around the world. From
Bob Larson Ministries:
Are you or someone you care about struggling with demonic oppression and attacks from Satan?
A new reality television series is seeking individuals in need of Pastor Bob Larson's help with inner healing, deliverance, and exorcism.
To arrange a one-on-one session with Pastor Bob Larson in New York City (April 25-27), or Phoenix, Arizona (between now and May 9), e-mail: BobLarsonProject@pilgrimfilms.tv or call (818) 752-5559. You must be in one of these two areas, or willing to travel to New York or Phoenix during the designated time.
This is your opportunity for spiritual freedom!
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Anna Nicole Smith Was Cursed!!
Nothing like capitalizing on the dead! Exorcist Bob Larson's February 27 e-mail warns us about "generational curses":
Don’t let you and your family, and those you care about, suffer needlessly because Satan has the right to inflict pain and suffering through generational curses. Remove the legal right of Satan to your life. Let me teach you the right kind of prayers and renunciations that will once and for all break Satan’s hold on you and your family.
The death of the buxom blonde Anna Nicole Smith was no shock.
... The autopsy will only tell what physically killed her, not the spiritual reason behind her death. Anna Nicole was set up by Satan. Generational and family curses were hanging over her head from the day she was born. These curses grew stronger the longer she lived.
How can I so positively say I know what killed her? After three decades of confronting the forces of darkness and performing more exorcisms than anyone on the planet, I have learned valuable lessons about the destructive way that demons operate through curses.
...On my DVD HOW TO BREAK GENERATIONAL CURSES I explain in detail how Satan continues his evil through the family bloodline, generation to generation. You must see this DVD to prevent Satan’s attacks on your children and grandchildren. You may not live a wild and immoral life like Ms. Smith, but you may still be cursed by your ancestors.
...For your gift of $50 or more, I’ll send both DVDs, plus one of the most important documents you’ll ever hold in your hands: THE LAWSUIT AGAINST SATAN. This spiritually legal transaction will teach you how to legally confront the devil and file a lawsuit against him in the courts of heaven.
Well, guess we shouldn't argue with someone who claims (see above) to have performed more exorcisms than anyone on the planet (he didn't say which planet, though).
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