The Heresy Hunter

Jesse's Law

Well, I checked with the Gospel of Jesse Duplantis (see previous post), and instead of giving me the Gospel, the Cajun read me the Law, otherwise known as the Ten Commandments:


1. God is number one... and das' All.

2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' God.

3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.

4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by the church house.

5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.

6. Killin' duck an' fish, das' OK... people - No!

7. God done give you a wife... sleep wit' jus' her.

8. Don't take nobody's boat... or nuttin' else.

9. Don't go wantin' somebody's stuff.

10. Stop lyin'... yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouf!

posted by Bob Hunter @ Thursday, October 05, 2006