Monday, February 19, 2007

Signs and Wonders - Benny-Style

Benny Hinn now runs an on-line course called "Signs and Wonders School of Ministry." By taking this wonderful course, you too will be able to perform signs and wonders to accompany your profession of faith in Jesus Christ.

Now, I know you never read about the school that Jeremiah, Elijah, Ezekiel, and the Apostles Paul, Peter, Matthew, John attended to obtain their power and perform their miracles, but it's obvious they must have done so. I mean, God couldn't have just given them these powers - it requires a school to learn them, right? It's a shame God waited 2,000 years to restore this school, but that's life! So be sure to sign up - only $75 for the 13 week course!

In the meantime, Benny can be seen going from hospital to hospital healing the sick and emptying out the emergency wards.



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