Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Today's "Egg On His Face" Award Goes To.....

Yisrayl Hawkins

For those of you who are still here, congratulations! As you may know, according to the Texas-based House of Yahweh's Yisrayl Hawkins, a third of mankind was to be wiped out by nuclear war today (See Church Bazaar Reminder). Now get out there and pick up the pieces!

2 Comments:

At September 12, 2006 11:54 PM, Blogger The Schaaf's Kopf said...

I'm still here, but I still pray "Maranatha". Come Lord Jesus, come quickly and take me out of a job! Good stuff, keep up the good work.

 
At September 13, 2006 12:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be so cocky yet... It's still only 10:56 CST. There's another hour and five minutes left for total nuclear holocaust to strike.

 

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