Friday, August 04, 2006

Have a Munchie With That Murder?

As incredible as it may seem, (and no, it is NOT someone's idea of a practical joke) abortion is now being promoted as no more serious than a day at the spa or a meal at your favourite restaurant. An organization called "Abortion Conversation Project" is now offering nine different ways to have an abortion. They describe it in an online article called "How Do You Want Your Abortion?" Among those package deals? (Emphasis is mine):

Economy - This is our most popular package which has been offered since 1973 and enjoyed by several million women in the United States....Outpatient surgery is simple, quick, and safe. Personal review of medical history and emotional "check-in" are available; beverages and snacks will be served and a choice of pain relievers is yours, all for a reasonable fee of $350.
Absolutely critical that you enjoy your abortion!

The Lunch Hour Special - Designed for the busy woman for whom time is more valuable than money....Some sedatives may not be available in this time frame, but we guarantee service in one hour. $600.
No time for a kid? Kill him. No time for a husband? Get rid of him too! After all, it's all about you, you, you!

The Family Package - This is an important decision in your life and of course you want your loved ones around you!!...Flowers, breakfast in bed, baby-sitting, just tell us what you want and we'll pass it along. $650.
Baby-sitting? Oh, that's right, one of those kids arrived before you found out about this service.

DIY (Do-it-Yourself) - ...Take a pill today and choose when you bleed anytime in the next three days, safely, completely. $550.
This might be the best option because you'll see the baby you just killed.

Deluxe Spa Treatment - Get the luxury and personal attention you deserve!! Check into our special suite at the Jetson hotel...After extensive orientation for you and your partner or family, enjoy a relaxing massage and jacuzzi....Recover back in your suite and choose from 3 relaxing options -- a foot massage, a mud pack facial, or a rebalancing of your shakras by our expert Reiki master. Then, enjoy room service from a 4 star restaurant....$3000.
Got to keep those shakras from getting shook up, folks! And let's not forget God in all this !!!

Spiritual Journey - Meet with our spirit healer and guide a week in advance to plan the ritual journey that will meet your spiritual needs. Native American (Taino clan tradition), Eastern philosophy, nature-inspired (pagan), or custom designed ceremonies are available...Have the surgical procedure when you are ready for a separation of paths with the spirit child within you....$5000.
That's right, get out of here, kid!!! Don't have time for you!

Perhaps that can be expanded eventually for assisted suicides - a day at the spa, then execute Grandma! Unbelievable! But then again, what would you expect from the descendant of a monkey? - We did evolve, didn't we, abortion supporters? (Personally, I think an animal would have more sense than this.)


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